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How To Speak Advanced Gay
Advanced Gay should be spoken on formal occasions like gay and lesbian weddings, civil union ceremonies, gay bridal showers, and gay receptions for heads of state. Advanced Gay is generally spoken by the upper class and their servants in the gay community. Gay doctors should make all diagnoses in Advanced Gay.
Advanced Gay may take a little longer than regular gay to pick up, but if you finish this course you should have no problem communicating with the most important people in the gay community. You shouldn't try to finish this course unless you have already mastered Gay 101
Just click the sentences below to see the Advanced Gay translation.
"Many are called, but few are chosen."
"Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes."
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
"What a piece of work is man."
Now that you've mastered Advanced Gay, see if you have what it takes to speak Gay Pig Latin.