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How to Speak Gay 101
You too can speak gay in a matter of minutes. Just study these examples of gay translation and you'll soon be impressing friends and neighbors with the gay language skills you've always wanted! Finally, when you're around gay people, you'll be able to take part in the witty banter!
Click the English sentences below to see the precise gay translation.
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself."
"Can't we all just get along?"
"Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
"Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess."
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The opening of Herman Melville's Moby Dick
The opening of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol
Hamlet's Soliloquy by William Shakespeare
The opening of Leo Tolstoy's Anna Karenina
Longfellow's Hiawatha's Departure
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