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"Today, on 'The I'm Not Gay Show,' we will interview
three new Major League baseball players who
say that they're not gay."
"Today on 'The I'm Not Gay Show' we're going to have a
little contest. We're going to bring out three men and
you have to guess which one of them is not gay."
"Our next guest on 'The I'm Not Gay Show' was on a
year ago telling us that he's not gay. He's here
tonight to tell us that he's still not gay."
"We now come to the part of 'The I'm Not Gay Show' in which
we identify famous figures in history who weren't gay."
